Saturday, May 17, 2008

Analysis of the Daily Activities of the Female Adult, or "Mom"

After a week of research, I have concluded that if I quit sleeping, eating, showering, and using the bathroom I would be able to get everything done and even possibly make it on time to various functions like soccer games, school bus stops and church.

But it would kill me. Literally.

And so I will just have to continue trying to juggle the selfish activities that keep me alive with housecleaning, laundry, ironing, homework, kids' sports, breastfeeding, diaper changing, grocery shopping, cooking, dishes, disciplining, listening, hugging, fulfilling church callings, and giving husband attention.

Happy belated Mother's Day.

4 comments:

Maren said...

Sing it, sister! Ain't it the truth?

Tori said...

I hope you don't stop using the bathroom. That could get messy. :)

Anonymous said...

What ever you do (or don't), make sure you enjoy those kids! They are such a blessing. Each stage in their lives are precious and you can't go back.

Anonymous said...

don't forget to close the door (and lock it) when you are busy being selfish :)
katharine